Oh to be a pirate.!!
long to be a pirate and sail the seven seas.
long to be a pirate, wont you come and sail with me
have a cutlass and a ship and a scurvy crew
long to be a pillage and plunder and a parrot that says “Ark.. Whats
I be a pirate I would sail from here to there./
I be a pirate, I would not have a bother or care.
sail upon the briny seas with me parrot at my side
terrify those folks on land and watch them run and hide.
would have a pirate name me lads to strike fear into their hearts.
so terrifying it would make their knees a quake in all and every parts
sail beneath the wide blue skies, and call the sea my home
matter where I wandered my ship would be well known.
long to be a pirate just like Cap’n Slappy To have a first mate like ol’chumbucket
the rest of the Festerin’ Boil and his scurvy crew I would make them sweat and
we would sunbake with out oil.
pirates life for me, me lads would be a such a cursed joy
shake me cutlass, an’ me ‘ook and shout at all Ahoy
come and join the crew me bucko and make for the seven seas
you be a pirate you can sail where and when you please.
live a long and prosperous life, surely would be a joy
come along and join the crew every man, woman, girl and boy
how I long to be a pirate, Raise the sails and set course, run a muck
fill the heart of every one you who crosses your path you don’t even have to take a Bath.
on this International Pirate Day Mop the decks and hoist the sail,
come and join the the Cap’n and the crew Of the Festerin’ Boil
Tales of the Festering Boil http://www.talklikeapirate.com/A_Pirate_Tale.pdf
REad of the exploits of Cap'n Slappy and his crew of the Festering Boil as they plunder and pillage their way around