Oh to be a pirate.!!

I long to be a pirate and sail the seven seas.

I long to be a pirate, wont you come and sail with me

To have a cutlass and a ship and a scurvy crew

I long to be a pillage and plunder and a parrot that says “Ark..  Whats News”

If I be a pirate I would sail from here to there./

If I be a pirate, I would not have a bother or care.

To sail upon the briny seas with me parrot at my side

And terrify those folks on land and watch them run and hide.

I would have a pirate name me lads to strike fear into their hearts.

Something so terrifying it would make their knees a quake in all and every parts

To sail beneath the wide blue skies, and call the sea my home

No matter where I wandered my ship would be well known.

I long to be a pirate just like Cap’n Slappy To have a first mate like ol’chumbucket

and the rest of the Festerin’ Boil and his scurvy crew I would make them sweat and

strain we would sunbake with out oil.

A pirates life for me, me lads would be a such a cursed joy

To shake me cutlass, an’ me ‘ook and shout at all Ahoy

So come and join the crew me bucko and make for the seven seas

If’n you be a pirate you can sail where and when you please.

To live a long and prosperous life, surely would be a joy

So come along and join the crew every man, woman, girl and boy

Oh how I long to be a pirate, Raise the sails and set course, run a muck

And fill the heart of every one you who crosses your path you don’t even have to take a Bath.

So on this International Pirate Day Mop the decks and hoist the sail,

 come and join the the Cap’n and the crew Of the Festerin’ Boil 

Tavern Annie

Tales of the Festering Boil   http://www.talklikeapirate.com/A_Pirate_Tale.pdf

REad of the exploits of Cap'n Slappy and his crew of the Festering Boil as they plunder and pillage their way around the globel.